iwishiwasbesideluke:

I think everyone needs shirtless model Ashton on their blog.
bombing: cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas me: you said i got one phone call (via hemmosconda)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via hemmosconda)

lotuslucas:

i lv Oe c alu m +
goldenclitoris: when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen (via phobias)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via phobias)

radsturbate: *has bitchy thought* *types bitchy text post* *doesnt post it* (via hemmosconda)

radsturbate:

*has bitchy thought*
*types bitchy text post*
*doesnt post it*

(via hemmosconda)

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!